"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
that is actually a perfect description
This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.