Just a heads up
My queue posts will have a lot of this: funniest10k: Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow Because I won’t be able to spend hours deleting all of them, as I will be queuing from ma itouch.
Walking with an umbrella in the rain
mangotoucher: notsuki: WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO. “I love you but you’re real.” /cries
Me and Highonyoungjustice will be on the plane for...
So in kookoomama fashion, I shall queue as much posts as I can, to supply you guise with posts for 6 hours.
u changed ur url, icon, and theme at the same time
remember when getting sent to your room was a punishment
I love showing tricks to little kids.
They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like:
When your friend goes, "Hey, remember that one...
That really annoying person in your class: →
Reblog if you're on tumblr everyday.
leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
random-fun-stuff: warisover9: skykittykat: ...
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
why didn’t you reblog that from me
lovelyliams: if i ever become famous, this blog never happened. This blog is the closest I’ll ever get to being famous.
necr0lust: tamp0ns-: Some people take this website to seriously.
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
I can't even text without writing long, nice...
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
What I'd like to do on the stairs when people in...
suzybishop: i love how people on tumblr have rooms like and my rooms just kinda like wow some ppl have it a lot worse tho
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
My room's not a mess... Everything's just on...
thedayitriedtofly: bendingsporks: starkid-nerdfighter: Like a museum. where you step on the artifacts It’s an interactive museum
All my friends think I have a life because I'm...
And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol idiots, I’m on Tumblr”.
when u c someone reblog a giveaway after u tryin 2 steal my PRIZE BUDDY
i never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life
narwhalsareevolvedunicorns: quinnfaboob: the high school musical chad barbie omg imma cry He majored in VACATION.
When someone farts right in front of you
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it #idk peeta came out just fine
when album booklets dont have the lyrics in it
mum: CAN YOU EAT SOMETHING
mum: CAN YOU STOP EATING
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence