and your classmates go like: “shhhhh, don’t remind him!”
About 1 or 2 months and a year. I need a life
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
- Dad: It's 12 o'clock. Turn the lights out now.
- Me: NOW I'LL TAKE YOU BY THE HAND, HAND YOU ANOTHER DRINK D-D-D-DRINK IT IF YOU CAN, CAN YOU SPEND A LITTLE-
- Dad: You need a life.
my mom came into my room at 9:48 and told menot to go to bed too late