holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
Oh he is soooooo kewt :]
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
isnt that from spongebob..
i believe it is..
"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.
These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
This is the cutest thing ever
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten
It’s a wizard