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When you finally decide to search the lyrics of your favourite song

And you realize you have been singing the wrong words the whole time:

When you buy a drink

And ur like:

Then your weak little friend says:

And ur like:

But they end up opening it:

I suck at dancing but I don’t give a fuck

Reblog if sometimes you wish you had a Sassy Gay Friend

When you walk into a clothing store and the sales-ladies come over

When you walk into a clothing store and the sales-ladies come over

When you’re running in gym class

Trying to do homework but you end up doing tumblr

That awkward moment when your earphones are having sex and you have to cockblock them

How to deal with unfollowers

Mentally injure them:

Dear Guy, when a girl gets pushed into you. it means she likes you.

horse-k:

sincerely, friend doing the pushing.

 

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